30 January 2024

 Another Invasion

• The NBCLandian People's Directorate has unanimously voted to invade the neighbouring nation of Company Zone 59. The ramifications for this are yet to be felt.

 23 January 2024

 Slow News Day 2

• Do we even have any news? I don't think we do. In other news, a homeless man won it big at the welfare center earlier this morning.

 22 January 2024

 Slow News Day

• A child was recently found dead in the middle of nowhere. In other news, David Sarnoff has reportedly found love again. God bless.

 21 January 2024

 NBCLandian forces settle in for a siege

• NBCLand has been forced into a siege of the capital of Marche Noire. This will hopefully be a NBCLandian victory, but only time will tell.

 20 January 2024

 NBCLandian forces halted outside of Marche Noireian capital

• Recent advances in Marche Noire have slowed to a halt as the fierce resistence efforts keep our armies at bay. We hope to be out of this stalemate soon.

 19 January 2024

 Domestic Affairs, Again

• Due to recent events concerning the Order of Violet and the Tranquility of Yellow, David Sarnoff has announced a Basket Weaving subsidy. Why? Because we hate those two religions.

 18 January 2024

 Marche Noire's Plight, II

• Since yesterday, NBCLand has captured multiple positions and is penetrating deeply into Marche Noire's territory. Its likely that NBCLand will turn out victorious. I mean, why wouldn't we?

 17 January 2024

 Marche Noire's Plight

• The ground invasion of Marche Noire began at 0400 this morning. NBCLandian soldiers have reportedly captured multiple positions along the coast and are now moving in deeper to capture Marche Noire's cities. In other news, NBCLand has conducted another nuclear test off the coast.

 16 January 2024

 Domestic Affairs!

• The cabinet of His Excellency has announced a 3,000 Eurodollar stimulus package to those affected by the recent Radio Corporation of NBCLand layoffs. In other news, NBCLand has conducted a nuclear arms test off the coast.

 15 January 2024

 More Bombing of Marche Noire

• Further waves of bombers and missiles have been ordered by the Department of Defense, aiming to cripple Marche Noire's infrastructure. In the meantime, a ground force is being prepared for invasion.

 14 January 2024

 Strikes Begin on Marche Noire, plus other news

• Missile strikes have struck the Marche Noireian capital, while NBCLandian Jets have begun bombing other cities in the region. In other news, David Sarnoff baked some chocolate chip cookies. Reports say they're pretty good.


• Wisea has announced a draft in support of NBCLand's efforts against Marche Noire. Intelislav Deeter has since been gifted a chocolate chip cookie.

 13 January 2024

 Terrorist Attack in Airstrip Two

• A bombing in the middle of the Nations capital leaves over 500 dead, with over 1000 unaccounted for. NBCLand has since declared war on Marche Noire, on suspicions that they did it.

 12 January 2024

 Government website now open for business

• Today the government has officially opened its new website!!! i hope it gets finished soon